The Femme’s Guide to the Universe is now available on Audio!
Please go listen to the free sample to hear me purring every word into your ears. I made it with love, LOTS of love. XOXO
The Femme’s Guide to the Universe is now available on Audio!
Please go listen to the free sample to hear me purring every word into your ears. I made it with love, LOTS of love. XOXO
Let’s face it–even I, Shar Rednour, promotor of parents having sexy date nights and keeping their love alive physically and sexually, yes even I have got to admit that I do not use these sexy thongs for their original purpose anymore. Pah-leeze. Sex is often after an hour of reading The Wind in the Willows aloud or indulging our youngest in mega tooth sharkon youtube. I do not wear thongs for bad quality mega-tooth shark videos!
I am listing this picture as my #2 since using them for hair ties would be the number 1 use. Can I add a “duhhh” ala 80s valley girl to that statement without annoying you?
between too-small-for-the-boys spiderman underwear and my pile of lonely g-strings I am never without a hair-tie.
please send your other uses and I will add them–I am sure we can come up with 101 uses for abandoned sexy g-strings or thongs.
PS: don’t forget to hit my “like” button below so more people will join in the fun! thanks.
#1 as a hair tie
#2 to pull back curtains
Yes shaving for moms and other people who do not have the time or take the time treat every shaving session like it’s Spa Day at The Claremont! I never go for these gimmicky things but this one really worked. Shaving easy the first time ever!
Jackie and I got in a fight once about money and I said, “listen, the true evidence that we have officially moved into middle-class despite not having a 401k or savings account is the razors I buy. She laughed and said “you’re right.”
I now buy a fancy expensive razor BECAUSE it works. I love it. Before I go more into finance and helping you save $ buying it let me give you the review of the Venus Spa Breeze by Gillette. It has the little gel pillows on the top and bottom of the razor. I’ve seen it before and didn’t even pay attention. They looked like little rubber teething rings to my eyes. Sorry. But one day the word “sensitive” caught my eye, I had a coupon and what the heck, I bought it.
The Venus Spa Breeze is perfect for moms and women on the go.(see my last line for coupon)
You get it wet, slick it around your body and bam you are done. We have a shower stall that you have to stand in–which makes shaving all the more dangerous. No nicks, no ouchies, no boo boos. I used it everywhere. I did get bikini line bumps when I didn’t go back and shave soon enough. I did not get them though from simply shaving and I did not get them when I shaved often. Take it out of the shower between uses, let it air dry and store properly if you want to use it again.
Let me know what you find price wise. Luckily I had $6 CVS bucks plus a coupon or honestly I never would have bought it the first time. In the San Francisco Bay Area I cannot find them for less than $14. Target said $10 online which was cheaper than all except Amazon. Now I get refills on Amazon. Be sure to click open the “Special Offers Available” link that is so subtlety sitting below the price line. That will open up a $2 coupon that you can apply to purchase.
I have been with some of my Swirlians Michelle Meow and Simma The Inclusionist at KOFY TV recording for National Coming Out Day.
In this first picture I look kinda serious but I wanted you to see it because I so carefully rearranged the set so that the viewer could see my shoes through the vase. At first the director was doing it then he finally said “Just put it where you want it.” I am wearing my Fierce Queer Femme T-shirt by recording artist Nicky Click and a cool fringe skirt that I picked up at the Benicia Witch Faire.
And here is another. October 13th we host a Gimme a Break Marathon then our first Swirl TV show airs! We choose to celebrate National Coming Out Day as our first show. Our “pilot” if you will.
Last Saturday night, October 13th brought out Citizen Swirl debut TV show.
October 11th was National Coming Out day and KOFY producers invited us to use that opportunity to bring our radio show to the Telley. Swirl has been an awesome radio show with Michelle Meow at the helm.
The episode focused on Coming Out issues with Michelle interviewing Jon Branfman from Equalize Youth; and human rights activist, LGBT Grand Marshall and SF Health Commissioner Cecilia Chung.
We ended with a drop dead gorgeous burlesque by Mynx D’ meaner.
Simma the Inclusionist joined me on the couch with her rants about the Romney ticket as I advised on Love Life & Sex with Michelle asking all the important questions.
Did you miss it? Wish it were on Youtube? well it’s not. Old fashioned TV. Next I will warn you and I hope you find a friend with a DVR if you think it’s not YOU to stay in on a Saturday night or decide to have a viewing party like I did and making staying in THE thing to do!
Love, Life & Sex: Help me find that special transguy to date –NOT online! Part 1: Shar here. I am calling this “part 1″ because I used this listener’s question as an opportunity to teach a trick that has been very successful in creating long-term relationship regardless of the person’s gender, orientation, region, et. al. It helps in almost all situations. I picked this question to share my secret because the listener was fed up with online dating. THAT said, I really want to get in deep about some of the online dating and questions that my trans friends have brought up, so that will be part 2. I will bring some helpful folks right into studio with me. Stay tuned. Until then, listen up and try this at home!
Kandi Burruss Make Me Over! on Love, Life & SexKandi Burruss came to Oakland for the Good Vibrations Oakland store opening and boy did she Make Me Over. That’s the name of one of her new sex toys in Bedroom Kandi. On this episode of Love, Life & Sex Michelle Meow is very concerned about lesbians being discreet! She keeps telling Shar this toy is perfect for lesbians who can go use it at the bathroom. Well…you decide for yourself.
Love, Life & Sex: Retired, single and sad
Some weeks shows are more intense than others. I am so grateful for the honesty in this week’s question. “I am 65 and single and I don’t think I will ever date again. I do not need advice on vibrators or orgasms I was screwing before you even born little lady. But now when I masturbate I actually cry. I am sad and lonely. It makes me miss my previous lovers. It makes me not want to masturbate. What do you think I should do?” Listen in the Love, Life & Sex to hear some suggestions for true heartache when sex reminds you of old loves.
Love, Life & Sex: How to Use a Hitachi Magic Wand ”Scared in Albany” writes, “I followed my friend’s advice and bought the hitachi magic wand. It’s huge! I’m too embarrassed to tell my friend I don’t know what to do with it. I opened it, then closed it, then put it back then to the bottom of the closet.”
Shar explains how to use a Hitachi magic wand. It’s not the most exciting looking toy but it can give fantastic orgasms.